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Hey there! I’m John, The Assets Guy. My goal is to help you solve your property problems, fast.
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I solve problems with mobile homes, manufactured homes, modular homes, stick-built homes, mobile home parks, and land.
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I Get It
We all want our next home sale to go as well as that "perfect" wedding, right? Freshly painted white picket fence, new kitchen, and a lawn Hank Hill would be proud of. When life doesn't line up that way, I'm here to provide a way out. Not everyone can follow the traditional route when it's time to sell. Even fewer know what other options they have.
Honest - No Judgement - Discrete - Local
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Quickly buying your home
- With no inspection fees, closing costs, or listing fees.
Avoiding foreclosure, closing probate or completing an estate sale; so you can move on with your life.
Properties in any condition
- Damaged, code violations or condemned, we buy As-Is.
Moving on your terms
- No hard deadline means you can coordinate with your life and close when you want.
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Investment properties
- Nightmare tenants, no equity, or over-leveraged properties.
I can help with:
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